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Customer walks up to the counter: "Give me a pound of Polish sausage."
Counter guy, "Y'know...I'll betcha you're Polish."
Customer, "What did you just say to me? You bet I'm Polish? Why would you suggest that I'm polish? I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION WHY YOU WOULD SAY I'M POLISH JUST BECAUSE I CAME IN HERE AND ORDERED A POUND OF POLISH SAUSAGE!!!!!!!"
Counter guy, "Because this is a hardware store."
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