You don't start the conversation with say, hey, nice to meet you Indian guy, great turban?
If you want to irritate a black guy ask to touch his hair.
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Originally Posted by Ike Bana
A guy is walking through the Negev and meets an Arab with a canteen over his shoulder:
Guy: Watcha got there?
Arab: A goatskin water bottle, if I get thirsty I can drink.
Walks a little further and bumps into a Jew with a salami under his arm:
Guy: What's that for?
Jew: It's a Hebrew National Salami, if I get hungry I can eat.
Walks a bit more and observes a polack dragging a car door behind him.
Guy: What are you doing with that?
Polack: If it gets hot I roll down the window.
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ROTFLMAO!!
But we've had it with all these people telling jokes about us so we sent out a bunch of folks to stage a march on Washington. When we last heard from them they were 10 miles out of Seattle.
Pete