View Single Post
  #81  
Old 06-27-2014, 01:08 PM
BlueStreak's Avatar
BlueStreak BlueStreak is offline
Area Man
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: The Swamp
Posts: 27,451
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Joad View Post
And an unholy alliance it is.

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a drunken Republican hag at Carrabas last night.

She said; "It's a shame how they do wait staff these days. I mean, what is their rate, like $2.30 an hour?"

Me; "Who is they?"

"The government, especially that corrupt governor of ours."

"It's the government that sets the minimum wage, which is way higher than $2.30 an hour. Wait staff are exempt from the Federal or state minimum wage."

"So, who sets their wages then?"

"Their fucking cheapskate employers. Beyond that, they are at the mercy of patrons like you and I. I tip 20% with a $3 minimum. How about you?"

This drew silence and a blank stare from the ignorant asshole.

Dave
__________________
"When the lie is so big and the fog so thick, the Republican trick can play out again....."-------Frank Zappa
Reply With Quote