God hates California, that's why he's destroying it. The only thing I have against Minnesota is weird Al Frankin (what in the hell were they thinking?). Now, if you want to talk about God's country, let's talk Kansas. Kansas City was just dubbed the best place to look for a job in America right now, and the county I live in is consistently in the top 10 places to raise a family. Our schools are second to none, and our teachers earn around 60k. Not getting rich maybe, but we have a lower cost of living than some places. Now that I think about it, I'll have to let Minnesota off the hook for Frankin. Everybody knows the prick stole the election.
