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Old 07-06-2013, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Charles View Post
Easy hoss, I got me onna them thair Jonny Reb guns

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an' bein' she's a virgin, I'd hate ta haff ta bust her cherry on th' likes a yew.

'Sides, ya wanna fight me, ya gotta ketch me furst!!! An' iffin I gotsa run much over 50 yrds, I'm gonna puke on ya iffin ya do ketch me.

An' iffin ya take me to court, i'm gonna stand rite up thair and tell tha' ol' judge, Yer Honorible, it ain't muh fault whut I throwed up on that sumbicth...muh belly wuz fulla puke."

An' son, I'll be wallzin' muh ass right outta that thair ol' courthouse while yer still tryin' to get them green spots offa yer shirt!!!

Chas
That's a beaut, Chas. New grips?

Last edited by bobabode; 07-07-2013 at 12:07 AM. Reason: Bad joke
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