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Well, lessee now...Last time I got good 'n' "Likkered up" was prolly 1977 or '78, when I crawled in that big Gin Bottle, & didn't crawl out for 3-4 days...Felt worser than French-Fried Dammitt, resolved NEVER to get that way again. I'd guess that ALL the "Adult Beverages" I've consumed in the last 10 years would scarcely strain the capacity of a Big Gulp cup...And IF I had $5-600 in spare change burning a hole in my pocket, I can think of a Whole Bunch of things I'd rather be doing than listen to a bunch of Turkeys Gobble away. And, yeah, you can get the old "Fire Horse" up to go TO a thing like this, but nowadays, this ol' Rooster kinda runs outta steam early on, & Nashville's a long, long way to drive back from...Hell, Knoxville-at 65 miles distant-is somewhat of a stretch....And this time of year, the only thing you can count on about the weather is that you can't count on it. The Cumberland Plateau is about halfway there, if you have snow, ice, etc, it will be there. An' even youse Damyankees can't drive in ice & sleet, which is what we'll have down here...
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