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Originally Posted by Sandy G

Actually, I liked Bawlmer...Then we stopped at someplace called the Maryland Crab House-My parents had been goin' on & on about how wonderful Crab Cakes were..I bit into one, & PTUI ! Damthing was FULL of shell pieces...Floyd, huh ? The definition of a "Virgin" there is 1) An incredibly ugly girl; 2) One who is under 8 yrs old; or 3) Can outrun her brothers...An' they passed a law that once you get divorced, you don't hafta be kin to yr sister anymore. You DO have to give up visitation rights to th' Hound Dawgs, tho......I STILL love the story that came out of Monroe County-down in the SE corner, adjacent to N.C. & Georgia, about the candidate for Sheriff who accused his opponent of being a "Practicing Homo Sapiens"...Stuff THAT good, even I can't make up....(grin) That's alrite, tho. You Damyankees just keep on comin' back to Gatlinburg, Dollywood, Rock City, all them places, & spendin' yor Green Money...You can laugh at us all you want...Mbwahahahahahaha..

I've heard it's really hard to solve a crime in Floyd, because there's only two types of DNA in the whole county.

Regards,

D-Ray