The Jackass Trump to Endorse
 

Trump is going to endorse someone today. I'm not sure I'd want his endorsement, but alas, I guess some people still think he's relevant. He gives wealthy people a bad reputation simply because of his ostentatious style. Christ, today elections are more about entertainment than policy. Evidently, there is a bit of gambling going on regarding who he'll pick. My gut feeling says it will be Newt, since Newt and him have so much in common. Who has the bigger ego: Newt or Trump?

I have a hunch he may endorse Romney (the likely winner) so he can claim kingmaker status. As for size of egos between Newt and The Donald, it's a toss-up. I think Newt believes his own shit though. I'm not sure Trump does.

this is the best news Obama could get. a lunitic endorsing an idiot. why the fuck are we even wasting our time with an election. i say Mr Obama give the money you will spend to be re elected to a worthy cause and you can just keep you damn job. things cant really get any worse. at least we would not have to go through the silly fake process.

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D-Ray

Wow. I gotta say it.....

You hit the nail on the head, my friend!

Dave

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Right. I want the prez that's double boxed in expandable foam....NO PEANUTS!

Dave

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How about the ability to return it?

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