Guilty, guilty, guilty ... !
 

Guilty × 34!

And they will still vote for him!

Yep. Might actually improve his chances.

I gave up thinking the cult will see the light long ago.

Because most voters think he was guilty as charged? Rumpy said Black voters would identify with him because he as indicted. I guess he thinks they love him now because he's convicted.

He said he could stand on a corner of 5th ave., shoot someone and not lose any voters so what's a little felony conviction among the faithful?

I finally have a reason to use the word comeuppance in a sentence.

Yes, Trump gets his now; we'll get ours in November.

Time to break out the bubbly?

Too early. Keep it until November. Regardless of what happens , you'll probably want a drink.