Knock knock
 

Whose there.

Cops.

Whats the problem officer.

Your neighbors called us out cause, you see that lone piece of paper on their sidewalk ?

Yes

They want you to pick it up.

LMFAO

This happened today, I shit you not !!!

Luckily they didn't seize your house.

Lmao wholy crap!!

Did you pick it up? I would've gone completely sarcastic on their butts.

Pete

I guess the cops have no crime to fight up Michigan way, eh? That's one swell neighbor you got there, Grumpy. I think some toilet paper is in order tonight.

Yeah, do tell us the outcome!

Paper is still sitting there. Oh and the cop said the lady complained about someone banging in the backyard early every morning.

Every morning at 7:40 am my daughter gets her bicycle out of our alum shed. It has sliding doors. I have never once heard it and shes in my back yard.

Little back ground. We live in a 4 lane major road. Does she have any damn clue how loud it is ? Guess she can't hear the 18 wheelers rumbling in front of her house ( and mine ) but she hears two shed doors.

The real fucking kicker is I felt sorry for her and was snowblowing her front yard. Never once did she shovel. Now there is an ordinance about that.

I have lived in this house for 15 years and our yard gets tons of shit in it. People are dirty nasty mother fuckers. They dont care what they throw or where they throw it.
Admittedly I don't pick it up as much as I used to, firstly cause its been winter, secondly cause my health.

I will sure as hell not pick shit up out of her yard NOR ever fuckin snow blow again for her...

Here is why she called the police on me.

To be honest I am stumped. Cop said the lady knew I did not like her and we guess thats why she did not say something to me.

Now there are many, many people in this world I cannot stand but never once did I ever give her any indication of hating her. Hell I certainly do not let my children shovel the driveways of those i hate.

Fucking people....

Damn, Grumpy. I wonder what she would do if you were a listed child molester.:(

Could she be "disturbed?"

funny things can hap pan in a persons mind.

Let's see. How could she have deduced that you were responsible for the paper in her yard. Did she pick it up to look at it and throw it back down so she could call the cops on you. You need to put Alice's Restaurant on the TT tonight.

Regards,

D-Ray