So, if you had to choose...
 

from one of the following which would it be.


1) Yoko Ono sings you to sleep every night for a month.

2) Ben Stein explains economics to you every night for a month until you fall asleep.

-or-

3) Nancy Pelosi explains how she was deceived with changing story every night for a month until you fall asleep.

A bullet to the head.

How about Yoko screeching Ben's lecture to Nancy.. That would get anyone to pull commit Seppuku...

I'm a Libertarian...none of the above... :D

I would rather count bolly's amps.

all.. what?.. 5 of those rare amps I still can't believe he hasn't posted a picture of here yet?

I guess it would have to be Pelosi.. at least she has a nice pair of...... errr.. is better looking than yoko...:D

And at least you get a new story every nite....:rolleyes:

DUDE!!!!!... That JUST ain't right!

I couldn't even grudge.. er um... think about Nancy like that... At least with Hillary you would know she was using you to teach Bill a lesson...

I tried to hit all the current "political" leanings with the options except for the Yoko Ono one. That one sounded just plain painful.

Maybe I should have added one with Bill Redpath in the scenario for wajobu.

RC

I hope like hell you don't have a Ron Paul sticker on the mini.:( You'll end up on a "list".:eek:

On the OT, I'd take Palosi, but only if she'd tell the lies nekkid, standing on her head.:rolleyes:

Well I sure wouldn't pick Ben Stein. Nancy or Yoko ? Nothing that inspires me there. However a paper bag or rolled up sock might improve the situation some....

Slice my wrists w/a dull, dirty knife. Shoot myself w/a .22 in a non critical area of my body. ANYTHING but ANY of those alternatives...Of course, as being a conservative, it is causing me a fair amount of glee watching Speeker Blinky, the Hollow-eyed Aging Hippie from Haight-Ashbury try to squirm her way outta this one...

Ya know.. I'm surprised more drug dealers don't get into politics.. They get hung out to dry for having their last joint and a pocket full of ones....

We all see what politicians get away with.. It' only makes sense to get in politics before dealing drugs...

... Take Marion Barry for example.... Not quite your average bear.. Can he read me Goldie Locks insead of the other options?

Now I could go for that.

RC

Libertine, wajobu. Libertine. :D Dang kids these days...

Sherezade, er Pelosi. :D

Man, Yoko by a country mile...

Yep, she's stuttering worse than Obama with a teleprompter malfunction.:p

Burn her. Burn the witch

This thread is going to give me nightmares! :eek:

Ben Stein. Droning puts me to sleep in minutes.

2) Ben Stein explains economics to you every night for a month until you fall asleep.


Best choice.



Ok, I know I am in the minority here but I think i would stay up quit a while listening. :)

First we have to find some decent kitchen matches.:rolleyes:

Here you go, Twodogs.
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Thankee Cousin Ozmoid:)

Doin' Pelosi aint got nuttin to do with politics... and it aint got nuttin about her either... just one other thing ...and I wont go into detail:D...

As for Ron Paul... he's one of the few people who knows what needs to be done...but only history will tell...

It wouldn't take me a month to fall asleep, with Ben talking incessantly. In fact, I might never wake up!

I'd rather take my chances showering w/Bwonney Fwank...He is, after all, 70 or so, I think I could take him out if I had to, even w/my bad knee, & general debilitated condition...Why the good people of Massachusetts keep putting people like Bwonney & Senator "Swimmer" back in office is beyond me...Kennedy oughta be just maybe getting out of prison right now for murdering that girl, & then covering it all up, actions of a true scoundrel, NOT a US senator..."Lion of the Senate", my ass !

Thankfully, Fwank doesn't represent my congressional district in Massachusetts. A different idiot does.

Yoko Ono is is the quenessential female:

A: She looks better with her clothes on

B: You need to sew her mouth shut, with piano wire, it you intend to be around her for any length of time.

Perhaps I'm being unkind to the fairer sex. But, IMHO, I'm being charitable to Ms Ono.

Chas

Yoko Oh-No's "singing" reminds me of a quote by the late, great John Gielgud about a conductor- "His music sounds like 2 skeletons copulating on a tin roof in the middle of a hailstorm..."

Would those be human skeletons ? What comes outta that things mouth is not human I tell you !

Hmmmmm...You DO have a point there, Dave...That thing in "Alien" had a pretty dandy skeleton, IIRC...Maybe its a couple o' them...

Aww, Chit !!! Good 'Un, Tom !

I pick #1 . I like music and actually need some noise to get to sleep.....

THE ZOMBIE RISES!

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