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Zeke 01-13-2014 12:19 AM

I'm drunk.
 
Which, sometimes, leads to lucidity. (I know, that's an oxymoron. How can being outside a normal thought process lead to rationality?)

There's lots of stuff I can talk about including how gun nuts profess a ridiculous MAD argument that nearly killed everyone 3-4 times, how it's abhorrent that the presumed best nation on Earth has hungry or sick people due to the greed and avarice of a relative few or I can pontificate regarding American Indians and try to sell the idea that things like college degrees, jobs and not being isolated don't equate with acquiescing to colonization and assimilation.

Screw that.

Here's what I want to say: if you drink enough Hamm's to float an aircraft carrier, you will sense the hand of God in the existence of marsupials.

There's just no way that shit happened on accident. :D

bobabode 01-13-2014 12:31 AM

HAW!!! Agreed.;)

She's got to have a wicked sense of humor with that creation.

Dondilion 01-13-2014 03:11 AM

So God just give that speciality to a certain type of animal. Why not a generality?

Oerets 01-13-2014 08:07 AM

Ahhh yes, alcohol one of God's gifts to mankind. The hangover was the devils idea!

One of my favorite line from a recent movie, picture one Robert Duvall tripping on vitamin "A". Now he states..... "I knew all the secrets of the universe threw up and forgot it all"

(Jayne Mansfield's Car)



Barney

BlueStreak 01-13-2014 08:09 AM

If not for ham would not have the burger.

And Frankfurters would be called Hot Dogs in Frankfurt whilst the French eat Freedom Fries.

Dance naked,
Dave

donquixote99 01-13-2014 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 188327)
Which, sometimes, leads to lucidity. (I know, that's an oxymoron. How can being outside a normal thought process lead to rationality?)

There's lots of stuff I can talk about including how gun nuts profess a ridiculous MAD argument that nearly killed everyone 3-4 times, how it's abhorrent that the presumed best nation on Earth has hungry or sick people due to the greed and avarice of a relative few or I can pontificate regarding American Indians and try to sell the idea that things like college degrees, jobs and not being isolated don't equate with acquiescing to colonization and assimilation.

Screw that.

Here's what I want to say: if you drink enough Hamm's to float an aircraft carrier, you will sense the hand of God in the existence of marsupials.

There's just no way that shit happened on accident. :D

For me it's fireflies. I was watching the fireflies circle around the backyard one evening, and it struck me that they are are simply and obviously art, an expression of the designer's pure, whimsical joy in creativity.

Of course, this does not mean the designer was 'God,' but it definitely implies to me that he was an entity capable of taking pure, whimsical joy in creativity, and had in some way the power to express same in creatures that now exist.

merrylander 01-13-2014 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 188344)
For me it's fireflies. I was watching the fireflies circle around the backyard one evening, and it struck me that they are are simply and obviously art, an expression of the designer's pure, whimsical joy in creativity.

Of course, this does not mean the designer was 'God,' but it definitely implies to me that he was an entity capable of taking pure, whimsical joy in creativity, and had in some way the power to express same in creatures that now exist.

I have always figured that He has a sense of humour, why else would He allow this experiment called Mankind to continue?:rolleyes:

Tom Joad 01-13-2014 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 188327)
Which, sometimes, leads to lucidity.

"In Vino Veritas"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGNdnlCbfMs

donquixote99 01-13-2014 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by merrylander (Post 188346)
I have always figured that He has a sense of humour, why else would He allow this experiment called Mankind to continue?:rolleyes:

I will not go into what I think the nature and doings of mankind imply about even a designer, much less about an omnipotent personality who watches and knows everything....

donquixote99 01-13-2014 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom Joad (Post 188347)

I've heard it said that the Vikings, in their communal decision-making, didn't consider a thing 'passed' until they'd debated and voted twice, once sober, and once drunk.

merrylander 01-13-2014 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 188348)
I will not go into what I think the nature and doings of mankind imply about even a designer, much less about an omnipotent personality who watches and knows everything....

AFAIK we were granted free will because we thought we knew everything so He said have at it kiddies.:)

donquixote99 01-13-2014 09:58 AM

'Have at it kiddies' is a bit too cute methinks, considering the results.

merrylander 01-13-2014 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 188353)
'Have at it kiddies' is a bit too cute methinks, considering the results.

So I was being facetious, but if this 'experiment' is running a tad sour do you not imagine that there are others on other planets? Even as much a pessimist as me would not quit after one shot at it.:)

MrPots 01-13-2014 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by merrylander (Post 188346)
I have always figured that He has a sense of humour, why else would He allow this experiment called Mankind to continue?:rolleyes:

That's his sado masochist side.....

Tom Joad 01-13-2014 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 188349)
I've heard it said that the Vikings, in their communal decision-making, didn't consider a thing 'passed' until they'd debated and voted twice, once sober, and once drunk.

I've tried to make it a policy to never commit on a major decision until I sleep on it and see how I feel about it the next morning, but this Viking method sound better. I might adopt it.

Of course I'll have to sleep on it first.

Maybe I ought to get drunk too, before I decide.

bobabode 01-13-2014 02:33 PM

Watching The Civil War on PBS again. Eli S. Parker, a Seneca, penned the articles of surrender at Appomattox.

merrylander 01-13-2014 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPots (Post 188356)
That's his sado masochist side.....

A good old Leopold and Venus in Furs.;)

Dondilion 01-13-2014 02:46 PM

Zeke has not returned.

Probably still under the influence. :D

Anyhow it is impossible to see into, read this complexity.

Zeke 01-13-2014 03:58 PM

Ugh, my head hurts.

bobabode 01-13-2014 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 188385)
Ugh, my head hurts.

:DHeh, heh, heh. You need some hair of the dog Zeke. ;)

piece-itpete 01-14-2014 09:23 AM

Hamms? Not Old Style? :p

Pete

Zeke 01-14-2014 10:13 AM

So, I sat in a steam room until I ceased sweating beer.

It took a while.

I am old.

piece-itpete 01-14-2014 10:26 AM

I'd lol but feel it myself, hangovers feel like weeks now. Old timer.

Pete

Dondilion 01-14-2014 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 188482)
So, I sat in a steam room until I ceased sweating beer.

It took a while.

I am old.

But not an old fart. :D


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