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The Mighty BlueStreak!
I just got home from the dentist. On my way back, there was an assclown in a Toyota pickup who thought he wasn't going to let the Mighty BlueStreak and I merge onto I-64. So I dropped the hammer to get out in front of him.
Already going 60 mph, she let out a lions roar, and leaped ahead with a pull that put "butterflies" in my stomach. She took off so fast I caught up to and nearly rear-ended the car in front of me. Jesus Christ is that car fast!:D I know, this post isn't "political", but I just thought I would share this with you guys. Dave |
why thank you :)
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Fun isn't it, they look at my sedate Impala LS and get smart-assed, then they get a driving lesson. My sweet grey haired wife gave a lesson to a smart-ass in a Jag with her Impala LS. We though of getting vanity plates that said HIS and HERS.
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I can't believe you guys, that's road rage, and I'm proud that I don't engage is such behavior.
I just crowd 'em off in the ditch with my old beat to shit '88 model Dodge 250 FWD. Chas |
Nice! I get's a touch o' the road rage from time to time. 'Bout to come clean to you guys in another post.
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That is not road rage, I am laughing all the while I am handing out driving lessons.
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I've found that it I want to draw a hearty belly laugh from my passengers, all I have to do is cut someone off, while blowing my horn like a Mexican cab driver. Works every time. Chas |
Not road rage at all. I LOVE that stuff! Especially the ones who get froggy with me in their Honda Quaaludes and Toyota Slumbras. I like to humiliate them every chance I get. It's big fun. (Well, until we get to the gas pump, that is....:o)
Dave |
My Dad used to have a four door Caprice with the Vette motor, same one the Highway Patrol used.
He used to get a kick out of blowing the door off of the hot rodders. Chas |
Oh, man...I used to LOVE stickin' it to the backwards-cap, tomato-soup can-muffler, slammed Jap sedan w/the gazillion watt rapcrap amp crowd in the Mighty Valdez...They could, of course, take me, but I'd walk 'em pretty good for awhile...The Mighty Valdez ain't got a V-10 fer NUTHIN'...Mbwahahahaha...
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The only time I bent the law a bit was on the back road I took to work, it was nearly solid double line the whole way. There was this joker in a Toyota Avalon who could not seem to find top gera, man that thing is slow. Have to admit that I passed him a few times where I was not supposed to. I had to or else I would have gone to sleep, what an iron dog.
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Chas |
I think he's referring to a Expedition, right Sandy?
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I checked the specs on the BlueStreak;
2009 Dodge Challenger 5.7 Hemi-- 0-60 5.6 seconds, top speed 152mph, 370 h.p., 400 ft.lb of torque. And still gets 25 mpg on the highway. Not too shabby for a 4,100 lb car. Dave |
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Are you sure bluestreak is not a rocket? :D |
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Chas |
I don't know. Haven't had the stones to go there------yet.
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Years ago, it was proven here in Bugtussell that some of those pony cars would take off like a big bird, 'specially when topping a hill. Back in the late 60's and early 70's everyone always stopped by the local gas station after church, there was always a mangled Mustang, Cuda, or an SS 396 in the parking lot. Left up to me, I'd never get off of a gravel road. Chas |
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Maybe Sandy will break the suspense and tell us. :) John |
i think thats her v-10 moped shes talkin about
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Sandy is a guy, GWAR.
Dave |
and a damn fine one at that. Nicest folk I ever met on a message board and he is not even a lib.
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Then again, most all us fellers from below the Mason Dixon are lovable cusses. Sandy was the 1st to send me a PM from AK, and I'll love him for it forever. A most convivial sort, that peckerwood!!!!! BTW, what does being a lib or a conserve have to do with being nice folks? As far as that goes, the Mason Dixon doesn't separate the Boy Scouts from the convicts. Just a thought...give me some shit for sticking up for Sarah. Hell, I play play poker with people who threaten to shoot me or kick my ass. That's how I know they like me....it's when they quit talkin' to me that I know I'm on the outs!!!! Chas |
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