Why I support Obama.
 

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From an email sent by the Obama campaign to me.

All good reasons, so add;

9. The Republicans were a disaster the last time and they have not changed.

My I just add the TP taking over of the Grand O' Party! Just when one thinks they (GOP) can't get any more out there. Just look what the TBaggers accomplished in the last two years. Nothing but steps back in time, no positive input or ideas.

The powers that be, running the Right invent a "Grass Roots" movement. That now is poised to fracture and remake the Republicans for years to come. But the ones running the show figure and hope the average Republican will be easy to control with a few "single issue items" to get out the vote.



Barney

And point 3, if they want contraceptives removed from healthcare insurance shall we also remove the three wonder drugs, also know as pecker starch?

Those fingernails need trimmed.

;)

Pete

Fine by me, where contraceptives are prescribed only for birth control purposes. Any and all "lifestyle drugs" should either be electively covered under private health care plans, or paid for by individuals to support their lifestyle choices.

No wonder Republicans are so pissed off and miserable, if they consider sex to be a lifestyle choice.

It figures

Whatever....say what you want we all know you cast your early ballot for Obama;)

LOL!

Pete

I feel cheated, the obama camp never sends me any email at all. I bet it's because I'm white.:mad:

Kill whitey :)

Pete

You do realize that remarks like these just make you look stupid, don't you?

John

You gotta pay to play, my douchie friend!:D

Petey is doing us a favour outting all of his fellow klannish butthole surfers...:cool::D

One of my white Cleveland nephews was goofing around on the east side, being chased by one on my black nephews (a really big guy). They ran by a group of kids, who not knowing it was in fun joined the run yelling exactly that.

Pete

Did they catch him?:rolleyes:

Pics or it never happened...:)

Reminds me of Richard Pryor's Macho Man bit.

F*ck that, ruuuuuunnnnn!


Pryor was so funny. :D

It's probably because you never signed up to receive e-mails. :p

No pics allowed :D Scouts' honor though. The big guy managed to stop them.

Pryor could be hilarious! Murphy was funny back in the day too. Always liked 'Talking Cars'.

Transcript: http://www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=20217

Pete

I'm old enough to remember Cosby being funny. And Carlin. And Carson. And Benny. And on. And on.

Regards,

D-Ray

Oh, but they have, Rob. They're freaks on steroids, now. You aint seen nothing yet. If these guys gain more power in Nov., it'll make the last Republican Regime look completely sane and rational.

Read this, if you want a nice peek into the current congress;

http://www.amazon.com/Party-Over-Rep...ans+went+crazy

Regards,
Dave

Cosby's bit about going to the dentist still slays me.

http://youtu.be/Vp2RqwEC-7k

hehe.

"Hey, Hey, HEY!":D

Fat Albert

No, it's because you're nuts. You quit the drugs a few days too late. (Or have you "forgotten" telling us all about your past addiction too?) They know it's a waste of time. Nobody goes to a crazy person looking for rational conversation.:rolleyes:

Regards,
Dave

Whoa, that's a little harsh.

Me, I didn't do drugs long enough.

So Don, you're a contemporary of Benny? :D

Pete

Good stuff! :)

+1


Carl

Those were the days. We could still laugh at our differences without being accused of racism. Guys like Pryor and Rickles, following a long tradition in this country, celebrated our ethnic diversity and helped heal old wounds by joking about our stereotypes and our differences. Today it's not allowed. Everything is hate speech and racist. One need look no further than Michael Richards' standup act gone funky a few years ago.

Is it a good time to do some pollack jokes?

Pete

Sure Pete. http://www.audiokarma.org/forums/ima...ies/boring.gif


Carl

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good Polack joke?"

The bartender says, "Tell you what.... I'm Polish. See those two big guys playing pool? They're Polish. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're Polish. You still want to tell your "Polack" joke?"

The man replies, "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"

;)

Pete

A woman went to see a doctor. "Doctor, I'm in terrible pain."

"Show me where," the doctor said.

The woman put her fingers on her arm, "ohhh, right there."

Then she put her finger on her chest, "Argggh, right there."

Then she put her finger on her stomach, "Owww, right there."

The doctor looked at her, "You're not by any chance Polish, are you?"

"Why, yes," she replied. "Why?"

"You've got a broken finger."

:D

And if you missed it when I posted last:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9zOpQSSl_E

Pete

I am still mad that, on national tv, he got snippy with Wanda Sykes about her (feigned?) English.

I wanted her to say, "did Mushmouth tell you to say that?"

I heard those before but as Swede/Norwegian.


Carl

Peroghi jokes?:D

The second one I've seen as a blonde joke. I think they can also be Newfie jokes :D

Pete

Hey, don't be jokin about perogis!! :eek: :D

One more Schodowski: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzXi-...eature=related

Pete

We call 'em Chimi Changas out here and ours are bigger!:D

Hey watch it buddy......THAT'S CERTAIN ETHNIC jokes;):)


What Trump is doing is not comedy....and unlike Pryor or Carlson he is not even in their same league and it is an insult for anyone to suggest that (not that I am pointing fingers)

Demanding someone's papers is not comedy if it is a serious request based on a misguided belief of someone else's "foreigness"....

not directed at you Pete....although we still have FEMA truck on standby lol;)