Jesus a football sort of guy ?
 

'Touchdown Jesus' burns after lightning strike

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I always knew he was more of a baseball type guy. ;)

I donno, somehow a Jesus dressed up in his pajamas spitting tobacco juice on the ground just doesn't seem right.

Chas

I always saw Jesus in more of a pastoral setting than being involved in a military mission. Here is a good analysis of baseball v. football.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIkqN...eature=related

Regards,

D-Ray

I've always loved that. Thanks for the laugh.

John

"I don't care if it Rains 'n' Freezes, long as I got my Plastic Jesus, sittin' on the side of Seventy-Five..."

I grew up in Cincinnati and my family is still there. I always heard it called "Big Butter Jesus". Actually feel bad for the folks at that church. They were pretty proud of that thing.

I can't help it though. God struk the thing down. Keep thinking of Pat Robertson saying Haiti is a shit hole because of a deal with the devil. Wonder who made a deal to cause this? Pat? Anything?

They are supposed to be rebuilding it.

Jerry Springer?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.........................

The Lord does work in mysterious ways, doesn't he?

Wish I had been there to watch the stupid thing burn.

Never fear, fellers...Down below Knoxville, on I-75 (Somethin' ABOUT that road) on the way to Chattanooga, there is a huge cross adjacent to the southbound lane, near one of the many discount fireworks emporiums-Jolly Joe's, Silly Sally's et al. In true Po' White Trash tradition, said 50' cross looks to be made of the same stuff many of their double-wide abodes are made from...And its even more cheap & tacky looking, if you can imagine. And instead of making this evangelical mess-terpeice big enuff to have a restaurant, gift shop, chapel, snake-handling academy, whatever, inside, its just THERE. I guess I'm sposed to be INSPIRED by this affrontery, but all I'd like to do is perch on one of the arms of the damthing, w/my Captain America helmet on, buck nekkid otherwise, waving & blowing kisses to the trucks, & mooning the cop cars...Or maybe engaging Carmen Electra for a marathon Root-a-Rama, accompanied by the Hallelujah chorus....Mbwahahahaha...

There goes the coffee on the keyboard!!! Thanks Sandy. :D

My favorite was driving on a highway in southern Oklahoma and seeing a auto salvage yard named "Jesus Saves Auto Parts."

Regards Sandy's vivid description of his cross dancing: I acknowledge his significant efforts toward losing weight, but the image reminded me of a commercial for a local radio station. There was a very large male doing a very active, wiggly dance to the music. The voice over was "Listen to KYYS, or next time, he dances naked."

Regards,

D-Ray

Damn, Sandy. You could make said stretch of I-75 a toll road just to watch your antics on the cross. I'd pay. Hell, I'd even use my EZ-Pass to make frequent viewing more convenient.

Hehehehehe...Hey, what could be sweeter ?!? I'd get to Boink Carmen Electra 225, make fun of/at a bunch of tight-ass fundamentalists, 'n' get THEM Frothin' At The Mouth mad, get tootled at by a bunch of bored truck drivers, Boink Carmen Electra 225, maybe shoot off a bunch of "Farrworks" at offending cops, and Boink Carmen Electra 225...Works for me !...

Somebody put a nickle on Sandy... his needle seems to be stuck. ;)

We see Jesus Saves tags on cars and trucks here all the time. See Jesus Saves ball caps & T-Shirts too. Some of them don't go to church, but they do believe. :)