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donquixote99 07-28-2016 02:35 AM
What Hillary Should Say
 
What Hillary should* say (Hillary Parody)

https://medium.com/@shitHRCcantsay/l...e47#.3t7lrg8zh

*mostly

donquixote99 07-28-2016 11:58 AM
This parody is basically an entertainment piece, if you are ready to be entertained by a fantasy dressing down (and cussing out) of the Hillary naysayers. But if you can get through the copious f-bombs, you'll arrive at this paragraph:

Quote:
Look, this is the big leagues. If you think any problem has a tweetable solution, you’re just wrong. If you think “border wall” or “muslims = bad” is gonna solve our problems, I don’t have time for your shit.

This is literally why we have a representative government. I know you don’t want to read long, boring things. So I do it for you, and I ask a bunch of smart people, and we come up with shit that works. Here’s my solution on energy. Here’s my solution on Wall Street. Here’s my solution on jobs. I have fucking binders full of this shit and you know it.
The links are golden, they go to very detailed policy proposals that put the lie to the charge that 'there are no positive reasons to vote for Hillary Clinton.'

bobabode 07-28-2016 12:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 325636)
What Hillary should* say (Hillary Parody)

https://medium.com/@shitHRCcantsay/l...e47#.3t7lrg8zh

*mostly
Love it. :D

merrylander 07-28-2016 12:39 PM
While I could never picture her using such language I am glad someone did it for her

Boreas 07-28-2016 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 325636)
What Hillary should* say (Hillary Parody)

https://medium.com/@shitHRCcantsay/l...e47#.3t7lrg8zh

*mostly
Childish.

bobabode 07-28-2016 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boreas (Post 325724)
Childish.
You used to have a sense of humor, John. What happened to you? :confused:

Wasillaguy 07-28-2016 12:45 PM
She should just stick with the barking, it's more coherent than anything else she says.

Wasillaguy 07-28-2016 12:48 PM
What someone should say to Hillary-

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say..."

bobabode 07-28-2016 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Wasillaguy (Post 325726)
She should just stick with the barking, it's more coherent than anything else she says.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wasillaguy (Post 325727)
What someone should say to Hillary-

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say..."
Yaaawn.

Meanwhile it's yer boy 'Cheeto Hitler' who's facing a RICO lawsuit for scamming the students of Trump U in San Diego.

Boreas 07-28-2016 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobabode (Post 325725)
You used to have a sense of humor, John. What happened to you? :confused:
The piece is propaganda aimed at millennials but it's profanity and childishness will seriously blunt it's effectiveness.

Wasillaguy 07-28-2016 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by bobabode (Post 325730)
Yaaawn.

Meanwhile it's yer boy 'Cheeto Hitler' who's facing a RICO lawsuit for scamming the students of Trump U in San Diego.
Cheeto Hitler! That's not bad!

How about Toupee'd Tangerine, Cantaloupe Capitalist, or Salmon Satan?
Just off the top of my head. Give me a minute, I'll come up with a winner for ya.

finnbow 07-28-2016 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Wasillaguy (Post 325740)
Cheeto Hitler! That's not bad!

How about Toupee'd Tangerine, Cantaloupe Capitalist, or Salmon Satan?
Just off the top of my head. Give me a minute, I'll come up with a winner or ya.
Hair Hitler

Tom Joad 07-28-2016 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 325636)
What Hillary should* say (Hillary Parody)

https://medium.com/@shitHRCcantsay/l...e47#.3t7lrg8zh

*mostly
Would you be interested in seeing how I would reply if she directed that to me?

No, I don't think you would.

donquixote99 07-28-2016 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Joad (Post 325797)
Would you be interested in seeing how I would reply if she directed that to me?

No, I don't think you would.
The parody amplifies the 'forceful' element of her persona. So I have no doubt it activates your fear and loathing big time.

Tom Joad 07-30-2016 08:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by donquixote99 (Post 325815)
The parody amplifies the 'forceful' element of her persona. So I have no doubt it activates your fear and loathing big time.
While I do fear a Clinton Presidency, that fear is substantially diminished by my faith that The Big Guy With The Orange Comb Over will save us from that fate.

68custom 07-30-2016 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wasillaguy (Post 325740)
Cheeto Hitler! That's not bad!

How about Toupee'd Tangerine, Cantaloupe Capitalist, or Salmon Satan?
Just off the top of my head. Give me a minute, I'll come up with a winner for ya.
how about the Orange Menace.
Cheeto Hitler is awesome!

Pio1980 07-30-2016 02:35 PM
I like hot air buffoon as an alternative.

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