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Old 03-18-2014, 02:11 AM
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Encourage your inhibited right wing Americans to visit gorgeous France. Their hatred will be blown away instantly.
I'm afraid our neo puritan bible thumpers would be screeching about hellfire and damnation, whilst peeking between their fingers Chris. Not very many enlightened Berliners' in some parts of this country.
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Because they eat snails & crap like that. What's worse is that they only give you 5 slugs & charge you $40.00.
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Because they eat snails & crap like that. What's worse is that they only give you 5 slugs & charge you $40.00.
We eat a lot of crap too...shrimps, crabs and lobsters.
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We eat a lot of crap too...shrimps, crabs and lobsters.
Sea bugs are tasty.

However, you forgot raw oysters. Those are much worse than snails. They at least cook the snails.
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Sea bugs are tasty.

However, you forgot raw oysters. Those are much worse than snails. They at least cook the snails.
Oyster shots are the worst thing to eat EVER! It's like chewing on snot.
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Oyster shots are the worst thing to eat EVER! It's like chewing on snot.
You don't chew raw oysters. You slide them out of the shell, onto your tongue and then straight down the old chute to the stomach, maybe with a little tartar sauce on them and DEFINITELY with the bit of seawater still in the shell. Wonderful! Take it from an old Marylander who has shucked and eaten more Chesapeake Bay and Chincoteague oysters than you can shake a stick at. Oyster shots are an abomination and no way for a poor oyster to meet its end.

Oh, and escargot is delicious! Little shallots, little parsley, lotta butter. Magnifique!

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You don't chew raw oysters. You slide them out of the shell, onto your tongue and then straight down the old chute to the stomach, maybe with a little tartar sauce on them and DEFINITELY with the bit of seawater still in the shell. Wonderful! Take it from an old Marylander who has shucked and eaten more Chesapeake Bay and Chincoteague oysters than you can shake a stick at. Oyster shots are an abomination and no way for a poor oyster to meet its end.

Oh, and escargot is delicious! Little shallots, little parsley, lotta butter. Magnifique!

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Yeah, I learned that the hard way. Never again...YUK!
I'll stick with Tacos & Burgers.
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Yeah, I learned that the hard way. Never again...YUK!
I'll stick with Tacos & Burgers.
I hope not the burgers like the ones being sold nearby...tough as leather.
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Why did the French start using their tongues to kiss anyway? WTF?
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Why did the French start using their tongues to kiss anyway? WTF?
Where are we going with this one?
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