I'd like to testify, but my breast implants are leaking.

[finnbow]

You just can't make up stuff like this.

ORLANDO, Florida — A trial to determine whether U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson's wife committed bigamy when she wed the congressman has been delayed because she required emergency surgery to remove breast implants...

Lolita Grayson sued her husband for divorce last year after 24 years of marriage. But Alan Grayson says the marriage was invalid because she was never divorced from her first husband at the time of their union in 1990.

http://www.dailyjournal.net/view/sto...ayson-Divorce/

[Rajoo]

Not the only thing(s) that's leaking in her life.

"According to a court filing, the roof leaks and there are broken windows, resulting in a serious mold problem."

and,

"Lolita Grayson was approved for public assistance by the state of Florida, and their four minor children — they have five children altogether — are also enrolled in the free lunch program in Orange County schools, according to ABC affiliate WFTV."

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/10/...is-kids-155394

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by BeamOn

Not the only thing(s) that's leaking in her life.

"According to a court filing, the roof leaks and there are broken windows, resulting in a serious mold problem."

and,

"Lolita Grayson was approved for public assistance by the state of Florida, and their four minor children — they have five children altogether — are also enrolled in the free lunch program in Orange County schools, according to ABC affiliate WFTV."

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/10/...is-kids-155394

She needs public assistance after receiving $120k per year in support from her husband?

[merrylander]

Now we are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

[djv8ga]

I hope she takes everything.

[Ike Bana]

Originally Posted by finnbow

You just can't make up stuff like this.

ORLANDO, Florida — A trial to determine whether U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson's wife committed bigamy when she wed the congressman has been delayed because she required emergency surgery to remove breast implants...

Lolita Grayson sued her husband for divorce last year after 24 years of marriage. But Alan Grayson says the marriage was invalid because she was never divorced from her first husband at the time of their union in 1990.

http://www.dailyjournal.net/view/sto...ayson-Divorce/

What a riot...you had me ROTFLMAO. Imagine how much fun we coulda had with this if she had thrown a fat embolism from her liposuction and croaked.

[Boreas]

Originally Posted by Ike Bana

What a riot...you had me ROTFLMAO. Imagine how much fun we coulda had with this if she had thrown a fat embolism from her liposuction and croaked.

Right. As funny as this is, it would have been so much funnier if she had died.

[Ike Bana]

Originally Posted by Boreas

Right. As funny as this is, it would have been so much funnier if she had died.

Dontcha think?