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Old 01-28-2011, 04:51 PM
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Did a condo salesman help you bag your groceries?

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It was a friends timeshare deal. Very, very nice but a little too rich for our blood.


No, we shook her well before we ever got to Wally World. It was epic salesperson vs. salesperson and she was as persistent as a woodpecker thats for certain. When it was all said and done, I put her down for the count before the bell late in the fourth round.

I did the rope a dope for a round or three then had to step up my game. I lulled her into thinking that he almost had me so she would call in the "closer" early. It worked and that gave me the opportunity to unleash a of flurry haymakers followed by a " I'll be on my way now. You can keep the complementary spa visits. They are only of interest to my wife and if you haven't noticed, she excused herself to use the ladies room an hour ago and hasn't returned. I think she is on the beach already". She knew that a "one-legger" sale was never going to happen and that was that.
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