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Originally Posted by Ike Bana
Then there's the lone Israeli porn movie. It's 10 minutes long...one minute of raw sex and nine minutes of guilt.
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I heard 5 minutes of sex and 55 minutes of guilt.... Same ratio about.
Ever hear the one about the Christian, the Moslem, and Jew all sentenced to be guillotined in the French Revolution? Short version: the things jams both times, an inch above the neck, when they go to do the Christian and the Moslem, so they let them both go.
They get the Jew ready and he looks up and says, "You know, I think I see your problem...."