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Originally Posted by painter
If you check with your local county...they might offer it for $300. Some return the ashes USPS for disposal. I would like my ashes be used to fertilized tulips. Bone meal is sooo expensive! Guess we could be grossing some out.
I am a realist.
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I've already told 'em all that I want the torch. And I don't want a funeral..if a few of 'em want to set down and have a beer on me (I'm buyin'), praise me or cuss me, I don't care. As long as they tell the truth. And I'm gonna write my own eulogy...not that they'll read it.
And if anyone turns on a boombox, or releases balloons in the air, or any of that New Way crapola, I WILL return from the grave and make their life Hell...if I can.
But I will cut 'em some slack if they have a monkey riding a unicycle while blowing on a party favor. That would be pretty classy.
Chas