I should be a millionaire!

[catswiththum]

I do not know why I am not - angry people that must be much smarter than myself tell me I am blessed with white privilege, hetero-privilege, male privilege, and - I have just learned - thin privilege.

I suppose I should be more caring and empathetic - I should get a good tan, a sex change, and head down to the bakery for a dozen crullers.

You can't make it up.

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