Steven Hawking with brain damage rotflmao!!
I know it's serious. I know quite a few folks who messed themselves up on bikes. One guy drove BSAs, lost the use of an arm in an accident (his fault), rigged up the controls and kept driving - drunk 99% of the time. Caution: Don't drink and drive your bike with one arm. Words to live by.
Many thanks for all the comments. In the best tradition of our political system I have decided! To kick the can to next spring
Pete