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Originally Posted by finnbow
Cows have mothers too. Eat tofu.
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Tofu?
If I ever told my associates that I ate tofu, and they ever discovered what it was, I would be excommunicated from the Ignert Bucktoothed Hillbilly Club.
I may even have slip out of Bugtussell in the dark of night, just to avoid being fitted with a dunce cap and placed in the public stocks.
BTW, my old buddy, the one who tried to eat a boiled owl, stopped by the other night. A most refreshing individual, unpretentious, and honest to a fault.
Perhaps now you can appreciate my predicament.
Chas
BTW, this is part lie, part truth. I'll leave it to you to differentiate between the two.