ISIS seizes key Iraq refinery

[Ike Bana]

Originally Posted by finnbow

The Borowitz Report is a spoof.

Well...there are spoofs and then there are spoofs that provide a comedic representation of reality. This spoof would be one of the latter.

[CarlV]

Originally Posted by MrPots

Jesus...what a dick...literally....

Doesn't give a shit about the Iraqi people, just the oil wells.

You forgot doesn't give a shit about the guy who gave him and his buddy Rumsfeld immunity from prosecution for war crimes.


Carl

[Fast_Eddie]

Originally Posted by whell

Well, for starters, we've wasted years failing to create and pursue a coherent national energy policy, and left ourselves in the position of having a significant strategic interest in the outcome of events in the Middle East.

Only because Republicans have blocked any effort to do so. But whatever.

[Fast_Eddie]

Originally Posted by 4-2-7

South Korea
Japan
South Vietnam
Germany then West Germany

Guatemala.
The United Arab Emirates.
Slovakia.
Luxembourg.

[whell]

Originally Posted by Fast_Eddie

Only because Republicans have blocked any effort to do so. But whatever.

That's almost funny. Thanks for the almost grin.

[Fast_Eddie]

Originally Posted by whell

That's almost funny. Thanks for the almost grin.

You're almost welcome.

[Ike Bana]

Originally Posted by Fast_Eddie

You're almost welcome.

You almost made me laugh out loud.

[Fast_Eddie]

Kuala Lumpur
Azerbaijan
Ukraine
Mozambique

[Ike Bana]

Originally Posted by Fast_Eddie

Guatemala.
The United Arab Emirates.
Slovakia.
Luxembourg.

Wichita
Topeka
Dodge City
Coffeyville

[Fast_Eddie]

Waterloo
Antietam
Guadalcanal
The Alamo