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Old 05-18-2012, 10:41 AM
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He wants to kill his master.

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Old 05-18-2012, 11:06 AM
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This is killing me. I don't know why.

I don't know why either. I must be missing the context. Is that a still from Gladiator?

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Old 05-18-2012, 11:13 AM
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I'd guess. I think it's just a smart comment

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Old 05-18-2012, 12:07 PM
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Here is one for our newest member
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Old 05-18-2012, 12:22 PM
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UPSIDE DOWN LAND


THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FORWARDS I HAVE RECEIVED.
Let's work together to tilt it back over!


You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
· A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed "Workplace Violence"while an American citizen boasting a Ron Paul bumper sticker is classified as a "Domestic Terrorist".
=================================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.
=================================


You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
· Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
=================================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.
================================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if.....
· The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
===============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the "State's" dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.
=============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iphones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).
=============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Your government can add anything they want to your kid's water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.) but you are not allowed to give them raw milk.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burqa is only subject to having her neck and head searched.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing and singing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered "art".
==============================

Unfortunately, this list could go on and on.... Our world has been turned upside-down.
We are in distress. Where do we go from here?


"COWARDICE asks the question - is it Safe?"
"EXPEDIENCY asks the question - is it Politically Correct?"
"VANITY asks the question - is it Popular?"
"But the CONSCIENCE asks the question - is it Right?"

"And there comes a time when one must take a position that is
neither, Safe, nor Politically Correct, nor Popular, but one must
take it, because it is RIGHT!!"
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Old 05-18-2012, 12:29 PM
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BAM!

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Old 05-18-2012, 12:30 PM
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Btw, I doubt it's a good idea to cross our resident Canadian!

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Old 05-18-2012, 12:40 PM
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"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics"-Plutarch ...?

I shall allow him to make my life better in balance
AND...it won't cost you a dime.
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Old 05-18-2012, 12:41 PM
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Thanks Painter!
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Old 05-18-2012, 01:57 PM
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Quote:
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UPSIDE DOWN LAND


THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FORWARDS I HAVE RECEIVED.
Let's work together to tilt it back over!


You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
· A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed "Workplace Violence"while an American citizen boasting a Ron Paul bumper sticker is classified as a "Domestic Terrorist".
=================================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.
=================================


You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
· Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
=================================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.
================================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if.....
· The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
===============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the "State's" dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.
=============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iphones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).
=============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Your government can add anything they want to your kid's water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.) but you are not allowed to give them raw milk.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burqa is only subject to having her neck and head searched.
==============================

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if....
· Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing and singing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered "art".
==============================

Unfortunately, this list could go on and on.... Our world has been turned upside-down.
We are in distress. Where do we go from here?


"COWARDICE asks the question - is it Safe?"
"EXPEDIENCY asks the question - is it Politically Correct?"
"VANITY asks the question - is it Popular?"
"But the CONSCIENCE asks the question - is it Right?"

"And there comes a time when one must take a position that is
neither, Safe, nor Politically Correct, nor Popular, but one must
take it, because it is RIGHT!!"
Sorry, but I see that as full of half-truths, straw men and downright false propaganda.
It is not funny at all.

Regards,

D-Ray
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