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Old 04-07-2012, 08:06 PM
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lol

The conquering lion of Judah does not appreciate such sarcasm! Your punishment will be to get irie immediately and to continue to do so the rest of the weekend!
ROTF, if I could only find some papers!
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Old 04-07-2012, 08:14 PM
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ROTF, if I could only find some papers!
Oh rats!....have to use the bong!
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Old 04-07-2012, 10:06 PM
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What, your not going to accuse me of being angry and attacking you out of frustration with my lousy sex life?

Dave
One thing about Ma Thumb and her four daughters.

They'll get up and fetch you another beer and a sandwich without making you snuggle and talk about mindless bullshit for another 45 minutes.

Which reminds me of the old joke about the perfect woman.

About waist high, doesn't have any teeth, and has a flat spot on her head so you have a place to sit your drink.

I've never told my wife that one.

I ain't THAT stupid.

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Old 04-07-2012, 10:09 PM
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And while I'm disparaging women.

Q: Do you know why women have legs?"

A: So that they don't leave a trail on the ground like a slug."

I've never told my wife THAT one either.

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Old 04-07-2012, 10:11 PM
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BTW, my apologizies to any members of the fairer sex present.

It's only a joke!!!

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Old 04-07-2012, 10:19 PM
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One thing about Ma Thumb and her four daughters.

They'll get up and fetch you another beer and a sandwich without making you snuggle and talk about mindless bullshit for another 45 minutes.

Which reminds me of the old joke about the perfect woman.

About waist high, doesn't have any teeth, and has a flat spot on her head so you have a place to sit your drink.

I've never told my wife that one.

I ain't THAT stupid.

Chas
Thank God for ma left hand--I've always got some strange on the other side of town.

I told my mother that joke 'bout twenty years ago. My ears are still ringin'.

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Old 04-07-2012, 10:58 PM
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Lol!
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New meaning to the phrase, "Know thyself"-eh?
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New meaning to the phrase, "Know thyself"-eh?
Going biblical on us ,eh....that will be another z of puffing for penance
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:21 PM
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Going biblical on us ,eh....that will be another z of puffing for penance
Last time I checked Socrates wasn't in the bible.
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