It's friday.

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown, the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, said on Saturday that she would bypass Donald J. Trump and negotiate directly with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin.

“I owe it to the American people to bring this shutdown to the swiftest possible conclusion, and so I’m avoiding the middleman,” she said.

Pelosi, who is scheduled to board a plane to Moscow Saturday night, said that she had not informed Trump of her plans to deal directly with Putin. “Whatever,” she said.

In an official statement, Putin said that he welcomed Pelosi’s overture and shared her desire to end the shutdown. “At some point, I’d like to visit Yellowstone,” he said.

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She bragged to a man on a dating app about poaching deer. He was a game warden.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...s-game-warden/

Only in Oklahoma, lol. She HAS to be a Trumpkin.

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Chick-Fil-A Food Found To Contain Addictive Crack Cocaine

https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fi...-crack-cocaine

While standard FDA procedure would require a full halt on all sales as the matter is investigated, federal agents confirmed they would allow the restaurant chain to stay open on the condition that Chick-fil-A executives agree to open their restaurants on Sunday “so we can get our fix.”

Hilarious site, religious satire.

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Trump Claims To 'Know Nothing' About KKK Hat He Was Wearing During CNN Interview

Another from the same site. LMAO.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-cl...-cnn-interview

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A probable explanation;

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