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Originally Posted by djv8ga
Trump talking about Rubio sweating was so damn funny.
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I have never laughed so much during a political campaign.
I'll never forget the Iowa state fair. Every candidate is at the fair with a suit including Hillary, surrounded by stoic appendages, handlers, just as tastefully dressed in the summer heat, addressing crowds of 20-30 people each.
A noise is heard approaching from above and all look up to see Trump's helicopter arriving. All crowds of 20-30 coalesce into one big gathering as Trump steps out of his celestial chariot looking like he came straight from his yacht, topped with a baseball cap.
For the first time all day genuine excrement bubbles up and Trump yells to the crowd as he steps out, "who what's to go for a helicopter ride?"
The crowd, who had just been bored out of it's mind in separate gatherings goes crazy and push their kids forward to get a ride.
I howled with laughter and said right then, this is the next President of the United States.
It was Caddyshack come to life.