Fundimentalists - Page 4

epifanatic · #31 08-24-2011, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Charles

You know, I used to try talking to God, they told me it worked in church.

Well, I reckon God must of been too busy running the universe or something to waste his time with me.

Or maybe he just wanted me to figure it out on my own, which is pretty much what I did.

Now I got nothin' against God, and if he works for you I think that's great.

But if he was on my payroll, I'd fire 'em. I'm having to do my work and his too.

See you fellers in Hell,

Chas

He's way too busy for you Chas. He has to help Jimbob Tirekicker win that thar Nascar race this weekend.

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Originally Posted by djv8ga

I wonder how funny this board would be on 3 dried grams...?

Wow, that could get interesting.

Charles · #32 08-24-2011, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by epifanatic

He's way too busy for you Chas. He has to help Jimbob Tirekicker win that thar Nascar race this weekend.

Wow, that could get interesting.

Now lay offa Jimbob.

He used to let me come over to his house and help bang his sister.

Chas

d-ray657 · #33 08-24-2011, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by piece-itpete

Fo sho.

In the US we are supposed to be free men (and women

) Toss freedom of religion in the trash and you can kiss free speech goodbye.

Pete

That's why fundamentalist like Bachman and Perry are dangerous. The absolutism demanded by that type of fundamentalist is a serious threat to the religious freedom of those who have a different vision of the Divine. It's not too much of a stretch to say elect Bachman or Perry and kiss freedom of religion goodbye.

Regards,

D-Ray

BlueStreak · #34 08-25-2011, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by epifanatic

Not sure, the late '70's and early '80's are pretty much a blur.

You too? Damn that's weird......Think it could have been something we inhaled?

Dave

Dondilion · #35 08-26-2011, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by finnbow

VIRGINIA BEACH (The Borowitz Report) – Evangelist Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today’s broadcast of his 700 Club program by saying that yesterday’s mild East Coast earthquake was God’s revenge on people “who act kind of gay.”

“All across the Eastern seaboard, there are men who get manicures, wear designer eyewear and know about thread counts,” Rev. Robertson. “God finds this somewhat gay-like behavior confusing, and He responded by getting mildly peeved.”

The televangelist warned that if Americans persist in their “seemingly sort-of-gay behavior,” the country should brace itself for additional ambiguous acts of retaliation from the Almighty.

“God will strike back at people who act sort of gay with all kinds of mild responses,” he said. “If you keep getting pedicures and facials, you can expect two to three inches of rain and some really hot humid days in your future.”

Rev. Robertson said that New Yorkers who reacted in an over-the-top way to yesterday’s temblor “run the risk of moderately annoying the Heavenly Father yet again.”

“God looks at people who get their panties in a twist after a little shaking, and He says to Himself, ‘Wow, that’s really kind of gay,’” he said.

It looks like the people and the Rev are in tune:
All over Brooklyn the word on the road is that the FATHER is upset with New Yorkers for passing "gay marriage" or "batty man law". Hence earthquake and impending hurricane.

piece-itpete · #36 08-26-2011, 09:37 AM

I think Dawkins is a pompous ass, and the antireligionists he represents have been far more successful at limiting free speech than the evangelicals (that are suddenly the greatest threat to the US ever!).

And if Bachmann somehow wins, or Perry, freedom of religion will be done for? Amazing the power of Republican Presidents, particularly compared to Dem ones

There is a clear link in the Bible between a nations actions and its', um, happiness.

I wouldn't take any more hallucinogens. They are very bad for you. I wouldn't take any more hallucinogens. They are very bad for you. Wait, did I say that already?

Pete