Slice my wrists w/a dull, dirty knife. Shoot myself w/a .22 in a non critical area of my body. ANYTHING but ANY of those alternatives...Of course, as being a conservative, it is causing me a fair amount of glee watching Speeker Blinky, the Hollow-eyed Aging Hippie from Haight-Ashbury try to squirm her way outta this one...
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