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Old 06-04-2010, 03:02 PM
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There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a most beautiful ass
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think
But gray, with long ears, and ate grass.

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This am I heard a joke call perusing the radio.

A little on the tasteless side, but I thought funny, from memory:

A: Yes, this is Metro General, is this Mrs M?
B: Yes, this is she.
A: I wanted you to know madam, we found a percentage of Crown Royal in your breast milk analysis. Have you been drinking heavily?
B: WHAT?!
A: Yes madam, and a good slug of Petrone.
B: You're crazy. I don't even like that stuff, and I'm breastfeeding!

The funniest thing is she didn't catch on, just got madder and madder. At one point after mentioning Hypnotic, the caller said 'Crown Royal and Hypnotic together is called an Incredible Hulk. Your baby's going to be strong!' lol.

Have a great one.

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There once was a lad .. who's balls were made of fine brass.

In stormy weather, lightning clung them together .. and sparks flew out his ass!!
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Just supervised planting of four Norway Spruce, enjoying a cold Sam Adams then off to the showers.As for Congress and the BP sideshow.
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Old 06-25-2010, 12:38 PM
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On the radio: The chairman of BP really screwed up talking about small people. Yes, he insulted the working folks, but he really pissed off the midgets....

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On the radio: The chairman of BP really screwed up talking about small people. Yes, he insulted the working folks, but he really pissed off the midgets....

Pete
You know Pete, you must be one of the most cheerful people I've ever run into.

Keep up the good work.

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