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Old 02-17-2016, 01:45 PM
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Daily Current Events Haiku

Why not express the day's news creatively? This is the haiku corner. I'll start.

Arf! Arf! Arf! You know?
Yes Hillary, we know well.
Now go and lay down.
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Old 02-17-2016, 02:35 PM
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My Donald Haiku

Loud ambitious bird
Looks out with darting eyes beneath
Carefully combed nest.
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Old 02-17-2016, 03:11 PM
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in south dakota
senate says your junk is king
when choosing bathrooms
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Old 02-17-2016, 04:02 PM
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Rubio Haiku

Donald is so tall
Shoes with high heels I do need
No full pictures please
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Old 02-17-2016, 04:58 PM
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Ranchers left poo trench
At Oregon native site
Feds say "taste like shit"
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Old 02-18-2016, 02:02 PM
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Trump is in a spat
with the guy in pointy hat
Who would have thought that?
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Old 02-18-2016, 04:55 PM
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Hospital hackers
only got seventeen large,
too low for respect
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Old 02-18-2016, 06:02 PM
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No hack for Apple
Despite FBI requests
Apple says, "no way!"




(Did I do that right?)
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Old 02-18-2016, 06:09 PM
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No hack for Apple
Despite FBI requests
Apple says, "no way!"




(Did I do that right?)
Yes, 3 lines & 17 syllables, 5, 7, 5.
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Old 02-18-2016, 06:37 PM
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No hack for Apple
Despite FBI requests
Apple says, "no way!"




(Did I do that right?)
Looks good to me Barbara.
I must admit I went and found a website with a syllable counter to double check mine.

They should change Twitter so only haikus are accepted, it'd be much more fun to read.
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