I just noticed

Charles · #1 05-25-2010, 06:42 PM

That when I drink Heineken, my urine has a better head.

At the moment, I find this more intriguing than "what did the politician's did today". Something that personally affects me which I have control over.

Also an indication that Heineken isn't flat. Think I'll pop another top and light a cigar!!!

I deserve it,

Chas

BlueStreak · #2 05-25-2010, 11:49 PM

Hmmmm? I'll have to try that. I know mine turns kinda dark after several pints 'o Guiness, and smells funny if I have it with a steak and some asparagus.

So, what kinda stogie did ya clip-n-burn this evening, Chas?

Dave

merrylander · #3 05-26-2010, 07:18 AM

Y'all should go for the eye exam to check for macular degeneration where they inject yellow vegetable dye in your veins. Bit of a shock the next time you pee.

d-ray657 · #4 05-26-2010, 07:47 AM

Whenever I drink that amount of water I'm supposed to drink, it is clear.

Now Heineken, I'm not surprised that the pee has a good head, because that's what Heineken tastes like. Where's that yeech smiley when you need it? Give me a Fosters any day.

Regards,

D-Ray

piece-itpete · #5 05-26-2010, 08:45 AM

Lmao! But the women seem to like the Hiney light.

For some reason Guiness departs me clear. I always figured it was the brown residue that 'gives me strength'

No 'Honkers Ale' at the store yesterday, had to settle for Molsons Canadian. And you know how those Canadians are

Pete

sanse · #6 05-26-2010, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by piece-itpete

Lmao! But the women seem to like the Hiney light.

For some reason Guiness departs me clear. I always figured it was the brown residue that 'gives me strength'

No 'Honkers Ale' at the store yesterday, had to settle for Molsons Canadian. And you know how those Canadians are

Pete

The men just like the Hiney.

Sandy G · #7 05-26-2010, 10:01 AM

Hehehehehe...I had Prostate troubles back in the '80s, & the doc put me on these little blue pills, 4X a day....About the 2nd time I wee-weed after takin' the 1st one or 2, it was the prettiest shade of Kelly green you've ever seen...Kinda freaked me out til I realised what it was...

Fast_Eddie · #8 05-26-2010, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charles

That when I drink Heineken, my urine has a better head.

That's what she said.

merrylander · #9 05-26-2010, 11:41 AM

Molson's Canadian is a rice beer, designed for American tastes, you know the folks who drink Miller lite or Bud, basically colored water.

d-ray657 · #10 05-26-2010, 11:51 AM

We had one of those liquor superstores open in our neighborhood recently. I noticed about a twenty foot aisle, four or five shelves high, with single bottles of beer lined up, a different beer in each row. All in all, must have been 500 types of beer - give or take. They were all shapes and sizes, many of them labeled as prize-winning beers. Some of them looked like wine bottles, some had the resealable top. They ranged in price from about four bucks per to over twenty bucks. I'm going back when I have more cash in my pocket and pick up a few. I figure I don't drink that much beer, so that I can savor one of these and make beer drinking a real quality experience.

I'll try to take a picture of the aisle next time I am in there. It is an impressive sight.

Regards,

D-Ray