"Grilling Out"

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by Tom Joad

I agree, the insects heat and humidity make cooking out miserable in these parts.

And what is the biggest cook out day of the year? The Fucking Fourth of July for Christ sake! One of the hottest, humidest, bug infested days of the whole year!

I just don't get it.

Today, I'm heading down to Florida for my 50th High School reunion.

Know what the event they have scheduled for tommorrow afternoon is?

A Goddamned Fucking Picnic in the Park, that's what!

With the forecasted high in the 90's!

Really looking forward to that!

Sweat popping out of my forehead like BB's and drippin out of my armpits and down my sides, swatin flys away from my food and gnats away from my eyes and ears.

It's gonna be fucking awesome!

Have a cold one or two on me ya old warhorse.

[Tom Joad]

Originally Posted by bobabode

Have a cold one or two on me ya old warhorse.

The park where the picnic was did not allow alcohol.

Which was fine.

The truth of the matter is that by the time you reach your 50th High School reunion, most of the heavy drinkers have already gone down for their permanent dirt naps.