Gun toting barber

[Wasillaguy]

I was back in Mo. and my Dad and brother are both doing the pedicure thing. Dad even offered to pay for mine to try to get me to go along. I stayed at the house and took a walk.
All that did is motivate me further to not get the big gut. Neither one of them can reach their damn toes any more. I'll cut 'em myself as long as I can.

[nailer]

Originally Posted by Tom Joad

I don't do barber shops because I'm bald and I just shave my head.

However I've been considering going to one of those Vietnamese nail salons for pedicures. I'm getting old man feet and my toenails are getting all thick and curly and hard to cut. On top of that I'm not as flexible as I used to be and it's hard to get at them.

When I can't cut my own toenails I'll know it's time to go.

[donquixote99]

Originally Posted by nailer

When I can't cut my own toenails I'll know it's time to go.

Old age is not for wimps!