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Old 08-03-2010, 06:37 PM
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Damned Politicians

On a lighter note.

I've been getting at least ten phone calls everyday by politicians wanting me to vote for them, or give them money, or, anyway you look at it...do something for THEM.

Not to mention the emails and junk mails.

It's kinda like phone sex. They tell me how great it's gonna be for me...but all it does is leave me frustrated...and cost a lot of money!!!

Only upside is my little dog has got to attack five or six politicians when they came to the door. She loves charging out the front door frothing at the mouth at uninvited guests!!!

I only wish my old Siberian had been as politically motivated. I would have derived an immense amount of pleasure from looking out the window and watching her bury a leg in the back yard!!!

Chas
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Old 08-03-2010, 06:48 PM
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On a lighter note.



It's kinda like phone sex. They tell me how great it's gonna be for me...but all it does is leave me frustrated...and cost a lot of money!!!
phone sex never leaves me frustrated

but of course I do have to take things into my own hands
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:24 PM
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phone sex never leaves me frustrated

but of course I do have to take things into my own hands
Filthy pervert.

Little kids might be reading this!!!

Chas
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:29 PM
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Filthy pervert.

Little kids might be reading this!!!

Chas
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:47 AM
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Only upside is my little dog has got to attack five or six politicians when they came to the door. ....
:thmpsup: a little satisfaction goes a long way!

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phone sex never leaves me frustrated

but of course I do have to take things into my own hands
rotflmao!!!

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Old 08-04-2010, 10:57 AM
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They never knock on my door. But leave their propaganda hanging on the door knob all of the time. Suits me just fine. Although it might be fun to argue with them until they get angry and leave.........

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