We've been off the herb since we cleaned ourselves up way back in 1974, but we're still all for it. Wasting tax dollars on marijuana prohibition is as least as stupid as alcohol prohibition was. It's non-physically addictive, it's not a gateway drug, it's a source of tax revenue, and it makes you automatically reduce your speed on the interstate.
Smokey, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Doper, "No sir, I'm so sorry, I promise to watch my speed from now on."
Smokey, "You were doing 20 under the limit...get out of the car."
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