Political Forums  

Go Back   Political Forums > Off-topic

We appreciate your help

in keeping this site going.
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #11  
Old 06-18-2010, 05:03 PM
d-ray657's Avatar
d-ray657 d-ray657 is offline
Loyal Opposition
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Johnson County, Kansas
Posts: 14,401
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charles View Post
Play the victim card...and buy her some poseys.

Wimmen are suckers for victims and poseys.

And if you can talk her into dropping the butcher knife you may want to play hide the salami. They call that "making love". Be sure to talk about feelings and such for an hour afterwards. DO NOT fall asleep, or go for a beer and a sandwich.

Sitting with her and watching some gag me with a shovel touchy feely movie, without snide comments, is almost just as good. It shows you care.

Remember...they read romance novels!!!

Chas
She usually just needs some venting, then she's OK. I'll earn a few points by setting up her dad's ebay account this weekend so he can sell all of his collectible auto parts - Hell, I get a lot of points for driving her down to Bixby for the weekend. She understands me skipping the "sensitive" movies, because I don't watch TV. The man cave truly is the briar patch. The walls are thick, so I can crank it down there with no complaints - the dog doesn't mind, because she's mostly deaf now anyway. Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on.

Regards,

D-Ray
__________________
Then I'll get on my knees and pray,
We won't get fooled again; Don't get fooled again
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 06-18-2010, 05:13 PM
Charles Charles is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 10,348
Quote:
Originally Posted by d-ray657 View Post
She usually just needs some venting, then she's OK. I'll earn a few points by setting up her dad's ebay account this weekend so he can sell all of his collectible auto parts - Hell, I get a lot of points for driving her down to Bixby for the weekend. She understands me skipping the "sensitive" movies, because I don't watch TV. The man cave truly is the briar patch. The walls are thick, so I can crank it down there with no complaints - the dog doesn't mind, because she's mostly deaf now anyway. Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on.

Regards,

D-Ray
Hell, you've been married what, 28 yrs?

You know the score.

Chas
Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
gag me wth a fork

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:22 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.