Daily Current Events Haiku

[barbara]

Thanks guys....!

I just love this kind of stuff.

[Wasillaguy]

Flights to Cuba soon.
A mini vacation land
for lawyers in love.

[BlueStreak]

There once was a man from Nantucket........

Oh, sorry. That's not Haiku.

[Wasillaguy]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

There once was a man from Nantucket........

Oh, sorry. That's not Haiku.

Here you go Dave-

There once was a man
from Nantucket, who's prick length
eased self oral bliss

[BlueStreak]

Haiku sucks. It doesn't even rhyme.

[Wasillaguy]

Once, he mused with smirk,
while wiping off his wet chin,
of poking his ear

[Wasillaguy]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

Haiku sucks. It doesn't even rhyme.

They can if you try a little. Please refer to post #6.

[Wasillaguy]

Dave does not have time
for anything that lacks rhyme.
He's sour like key lime.

[barbara]

Northern guy and I
Have so little in common
except for Haiku



(There were too many syllables in "wasillaguy" to use your name)

[Wasillaguy]

Don't want the Streak to feel too Blue,
so here's a regular poem for you.

It has all the things that you embrace,
like rhyming, sarcasm, and a smiley face.

I could spin it left if it makes you more happy,
and talk about Bernie, your old grand pappy.

Or how about Hillary, how would that do?
Maybe today she'll shout "Cock-a-doodle doo!"

It could go on and on about equal rights,
or social injustice and inner city blights.

Finish it off with some government cheese.
I got mine, screw the rest of you fleas!