2012 Ahhhh!!!!

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by Charles

I was just thinking ( if you want to call it that) that if the human race ends in 2012, are we gonna have to stand in line at the pearly gates, waiting to be processed?

If that's the case, I'm gonna check myself out early, in hopes of getting a more timely seat.

Hate waiting in line.

Chas

You'll have to take a number. Then sit in an uncomfortable plastic chair for hours filling out forms until some low level Heaven government employee calls out your number and tells you which line to go stand in. After standing in that line for what seems like days, you finally get to the window, only to find out you've been sent to the wrong window. They tell you, "Sorry, but we're closing in three minutes, go away and come back in the morning."

When you try to complain, they tell you, "Well, if you don't like it here, you can always go to Hell."

Dave