My heart skipped a beat.............

[Rajoo]

Originally Posted by whell

I can see it now. You'll talk again. You'll agree to meet at a local coffee shop on a cool late fall Saturday afternoon. Then Saturday comes, you'll go into the coffee shop. And there she'll be, looking radiant with a flower in her hair....and a Romney 2012 tee shirt!

Or she may be wanting to make lasting impression wearing this.

[merrylander]

Now during the latter part of my frst marriage I could understand why some disparage it but not any longer. Serendipity (if you want to call it that) does exist. I left the comfort and safety of my hotel to head to the airport in a blizzard (Yes I knoow I am really not that stupid). I followed an eighteen wheeler up I-95 at 40 and 50 MPH with no problems. I wound up in the lobby of a Holiday Inn and met Florence. Some driver managed to overturn his truck in a traffic circle and she could not get home. She was nervous and seemed afraid so I protected her all that night. We could not sleep and talked all night. In the morning we shook hands exchanged addresses and I left for the airport. After being back in Canada three days I wrote the first letter. Many letters later we knew we were in love and we married, Serendipity - well we think it was a higher power.

So Dave keep an open mind, and best of luck.

[Charles]

Originally Posted by icenine

After you get married the first thing she will say after the honeymoon is "those tube thingys have to go" lol......just kidding. Good Luck!

I convinced my wife that vacuum tubes repel spiders. I think she suspects I may be lying, but she is wise enough not to argue with someone who is so fearless that he mashes them with his finger.

Chas

[Charles]

Originally Posted by merrylander

Now during the latter part of my frst marriage I could understand why some disparage it but not any longer. Serendipity (if you want to call it that) does exist. I left the comfort and safety of my hotel to head to the airport in a blizzard (Yes I knoow I am really not that stupid). I followed an eighteen wheeler up I-95 at 40 and 50 MPH with no problems. I wound up in the lobby of a Holiday Inn and met Florence. Some driver managed to overturn his truck in a traffic circle and she could not get home. She was nervous and seemed afraid so I protected her all that night. We could not sleep and talked all night. In the morning we shook hands exchanged addresses and I left for the airport. After being back in Canada three days I wrote the first letter. Many letters later we knew we were in love and we married, Serendipity - well we think it was a higher power.

So Dave keep an open mind, and best of luck.

I always figured that you were a lounge lizard and you picked her up at the bar.

But I'll take your word for things.

Chas

[noonereal]

Originally Posted by Charles

Attachment 1954

A MALE FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles
and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished

and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age

and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and

kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and

blew enormous farts, and never got
cheated on while he was at work,

and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,

and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.


The End.

Chas

This may be the best post I ever read.

Sounds like a fairy tale though.

[JJIII]

Originally Posted by Charles

I always figured that you were a lounge lizard and you picked her up at the bar.

But I'll take your word for things.

Chas

Please excuse me while I clean my screen!

[icenine]

Originally Posted by Charles

I convinced my wife that vacuum tubes repel spiders. I think she suspects I may be lying, but she is wise enough not to argue with someone who is so fearless that he mashes them with his finger.

Chas

Just do not mash a brown recluse the wrong way.....

[merrylander]

Originally Posted by Charles

I always figured that you were a lounge lizard and you picked her up at the bar.

But I'll take your word for things.

Chas

Chas I hope I never get that jaded.

[d-ray657]

I wish you the best of luck Dave. It's a wonderful thing to have someone who cares more about you than what she can get in return.

Regards,

D-Ray