Trump Disgraces America Every Day

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The wonderful illogic of Trump’s hidden tax returns

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opini...n-tax-returns/

Seems a lot like Whellian “logic”...

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Andy Borowitz
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Fired Trump Staffers Now Outnumber Inauguration Crowd

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Redaction of Mueller Report Halted as Barr Passes Out from Sharpie Fumes

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The redaction of the Mueller report stalled on Monday after the Attorney General, William Barr, passed out from inhaling fumes from multiple Sharpie markers.

Barr, who had been working around the clock to redact the report before its release, reportedly lost consciousness while trying to black out a seventy-four-page section detailing Donald Trump, Jr.,’s contacts with more than three dozen Russian individuals.

“You cannot use that many Sharpies, for hours on end, without proper ventilation,” a Justice Department staffer, speaking on condition of anonymity, said. “This was a disaster waiting to happen.”

The insentient Barr was rushed to Walter Reed medical center, where a grim-faced hospital spokesperson described his condition as “Ben Carson–like.”

At the White House, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, offered a more upbeat assessment. “We expect Attorney General Barr to make a swift and full recovery, so that he can get to work on the President’s taxes,” she said.

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Andy Borowitz
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Trump Names Ted Nugent New Homeland Security Secretary



Maybe a little too close to the truth....

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Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN
Stephen Miller is a white nationalist. The fact that he still has influence on policy and political appointments is an outrage

Yes he is, and yes, it’s outrageous. As is everything to do with this corrupt administration.

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The White House will need to be thoroughly fumigated when the current administration leaves.

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Treasury Dept. Declines House Request for Trump’s Tax Returns

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/10/u...-treasury.html

Time to hold Munchkin in contempt of Congress...

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Rhino poacher gets stomped to death by an elephant and eaten by lions

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/rh...ica-2019-04-08

Well deserved. Sadly, it wasn't Donny Jr...

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Donny: “I Know Nothing About WikiLeaks.” Hmmm. Let’s Review the Tape.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics...hmm-omg-tapes/

After WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was arrested in London on Thursday on a single computer hacking charge filed by US prosecutors, a reporter asked President Donald Trump at the White House: “Do you still love WikiLeaks?”

Trump’s response? “I know nothing about WikiLeaks. It’s not my thing.”

Hmmmm. Let’s review the tape.

During his 2016 presidential campaign, Trump repeatedly praised WikiLeaks, which released thousands of Democratic National Committee emails in an attempt to harm Hillary Clinton’s chance of winning the election. These weren’t isolated comments. Trump cheered on WikiLeaks more than 140 times. Loudly, and at great length.

Not to worry, Donny. Millions of folks out there, as stupid as Whell, still believe you, despite the non-stop lying.