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10-04-2017, 02:54 PM
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SAN JUAN (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the move an “urgent response to recent unfortunate events,” Puerto Rico has issued a sweeping travel ban on malignant narcissists, effective immediately.
Starting on Wednesday, Customs and Border Protection officials at Puerto Rico’s ports of entry will be equipped with the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM–V) issued by the American Psychiatric Association, and will be instructed to look for symptoms of malignant narcissism in those attempting to enter.
“If port officials encounter a visitor who has a pompous and arrogant demeanor, needs the constant admiration of others, and is unwilling to empathize with others’ feelings, wishes, or needs, that visitor will be denied entry,” a Puerto Rican government statement read.
Puerto Rico took the forceful action after an incident on Tuesday, in which a man with narcissistic-personality disorder gained entry to the island and inexplicably hurled projectiles at unwitting Puerto Ricans.
“We had to do something,” one government official said. “Enough is enough.”
Puerto Rico’s ban on malignant narcissists drew widespread praise from people around the world, with many Americans calling for a similar ban in the mainland United States.
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Does that mean that Trump can no longer enter Puerto Rico?
Great news for them!
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10-04-2017, 03:15 PM
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Does that mean that Trump can no longer enter Puerto Rico?
Great news for them!
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It's satire, but perhaps.
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10-04-2017, 03:33 PM
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And Trump is an expert on satire!
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10-04-2017, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by barbara
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+1 and a great gesture, especially sending their experts in power generation.
A slap on the moron's face indeed.
I am sure Trump will have something derogatory to say about Telemundo (with whom he has issues) since I am sure they will be trumpeting this all over the place.
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Last edited by Rajoo; 10-04-2017 at 03:37 PM.
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10-06-2017, 06:01 PM
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FEMA buries PR status updates. Because, of course, they're in far worse shape than this corrupt administration is admitting.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...here-they-are/
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10-17-2017, 10:55 PM
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'FEMA has yet to authorize full disaster help for Puerto Rico' Vox
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-polit...rico-hurricane
Fucking asshole Trump.
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10-18-2017, 07:43 AM
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Trump and friends are still trying to figure out how to make $$$ out of any relief. As soon as this happens hopefully help will be on the way.
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10-21-2017, 11:45 AM
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...ushpmg00000009
Will it take a cholera outbreak to wake up the White House?
Even that might not do it sad to say.
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10-29-2017, 12:37 AM
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11-07-2017, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by bobabode
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It appears that Puerto Rico is not viable. A long term solution--the transfer of its population to Mainland USA.
Central Florida could be the leading edge in such a transfer.
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