Jesus a football sort of guy ?

Grumpy · #1 06-16-2010, 04:45 AM

'Touchdown Jesus' burns after lightning strike

See full article from WalletPop: http://srph.it/dnIhJI

I always knew he was more of a baseball type guy.

Charles · #2 06-16-2010, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy

'Touchdown Jesus' burns after lightning strike

See full article from WalletPop: http://srph.it/dnIhJI

I always knew he was more of a baseball type guy.

I donno, somehow a Jesus dressed up in his pajamas spitting tobacco juice on the ground just doesn't seem right.

Chas

d-ray657 · #3 06-16-2010, 08:51 AM

I always saw Jesus in more of a pastoral setting than being involved in a military mission. Here is a good analysis of baseball v. football.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIkqN...eature=related

Regards,

D-Ray

Boreas · #4 06-16-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by d-ray657

I always saw Jesus in more of a pastoral setting than being involved in a military mission. Here is a good analysis of baseball v. football.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIkqN...eature=related

Regards,

D-Ray

I've always loved that. Thanks for the laugh.

John

Sandy G · #5 06-16-2010, 09:39 AM

"I don't care if it Rains 'n' Freezes, long as I got my Plastic Jesus, sittin' on the side of Seventy-Five..."

Fast_Eddie · #6 06-16-2010, 10:16 AM

I grew up in Cincinnati and my family is still there. I always heard it called "Big Butter Jesus". Actually feel bad for the folks at that church. They were pretty proud of that thing.

I can't help it though. God struk the thing down. Keep thinking of Pat Robertson saying Haiti is a shit hole because of a deal with the devil. Wonder who made a deal to cause this? Pat? Anything?

Grumpy · #7 06-16-2010, 01:09 PM

They are supposed to be rebuilding it.

finnbow · #8 06-16-2010, 01:13 PM

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Wonder who made a deal to cause this? Pat? Anything?

Jerry Springer?

BlueStreak · #9 06-17-2010, 12:54 AM

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.........................

The Lord does work in mysterious ways, doesn't he?

Wish I had been there to watch the stupid thing burn.

Sandy G · #10 06-17-2010, 06:06 AM

Never fear, fellers...Down below Knoxville, on I-75 (Somethin' ABOUT that road) on the way to Chattanooga, there is a huge cross adjacent to the southbound lane, near one of the many discount fireworks emporiums-Jolly Joe's, Silly Sally's et al. In true Po' White Trash tradition, said 50' cross looks to be made of the same stuff many of their double-wide abodes are made from...And its even more cheap & tacky looking, if you can imagine. And instead of making this evangelical mess-terpeice big enuff to have a restaurant, gift shop, chapel, snake-handling academy, whatever, inside, its just THERE. I guess I'm sposed to be INSPIRED by this affrontery, but all I'd like to do is perch on one of the arms of the damthing, w/my Captain America helmet on, buck nekkid otherwise, waving & blowing kisses to the trucks, & mooning the cop cars...Or maybe engaging Carmen Electra for a marathon Root-a-Rama, accompanied by the Hallelujah chorus....Mbwahahahaha...