A smile to the lips, a tear to the eye and a strain to the groin.

[Sandy G]

There was a young Scot of the way,
Who Buggered his father one day.
Saying, "I like it rather, to Stuff it up Father,
'Cause he's clean,
And there's nothing to Pay..."


All the Lady Apes ran from King Kong,
For his Dong was UNSPEAKABLY long...
But a friendly Giraffe
Quaffed his Yard 'n' a Half,
And Ecstatically burst into Song...


A Young Lady dining at Crewe
Found an Elephant Dong in her stew.
Said the Waiter, "Don't shout,
Nor wave it about,
For the others might want one, too.."


The last time I dined w/The King,
He did a Curious thing,
Sat on a Stool, Took out his Tool,
And said, "If I play, will you sing ?"


There was a young man from St. James,
Who indulged in the JOLLIEST games,
He lighted the Brim of his granmother's Quim,
And LAUGHED as she Pissed thru the Flames...


Oh, gather round Lovers, & listen to me
I'll tell you a tale that will fill you w/Glee,
The was a young Maiden, so pretty & small,
Who married a man who had No Balls at All...


CHORUS: No Balls at all, no balls at all,
She married a man who had no Balls At All..

The night they were married, the night they were wed,
Her cheeks, they were rosy, Her face it was Red,
She felt for his Penis, his Penis was small,
She felt for his balls, he had No Balls at all...
CHORUS

"Oh mother, oh mother, oh what shall I do,
I've married a man who's unable to Screw !
There is not another w/Pecker so small,
Moreover, my poor Husband has No Balls At All.."
CHORUS


"Oh, Daughter, Oh, Daughter, do not be so sad,
The very same problem, I had w/your Dad...
There's many a rounder who'll answer the call,
Of a wife who's poor Husband has No Balls At All..."
CHORUS 2X till end...

[JJIII]

Rollin', rollin', rollin',
Keep those doggerels rollin', ....

[Combwork]

Originally Posted by merrylander

Sounds like summat from "Much Binding in the Marsh".

I think it's from one of the Benny Hill shows but as in all things, I could be wrong. Nothing new there then..............

[merrylander]

Originally Posted by Combwork

I think it's from one of the Benny Hill shows but as in all things, I could be wrong. Nothing new there then..............

I still have fond memories of the Much Binding show when the CBC brought the original BBC show to Canadian Radio. I suspect few listeners realized what the title meant, thinking it was one of those English village names like Great Milton and Little Milton where my grandparents came from.