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Old 03-16-2010, 03:42 PM
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Things are different now, at least in my trade. Hell, I used to carry a half gallon in my truck every day. Even the square guys would have a jolt with you on the cold days. Now you get fired for even thinking that shit.
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Old 03-16-2010, 03:56 PM
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Things are different now, at least in my trade. Hell, I used to carry a half gallon in my truck every day. Even the square guys would have a jolt with you on the cold days. Now you get fired for even thinking that shit.
Construction ain't what it used to be. Hell, they're even politically correct over at the dump. I can't believe it, even the Mob has gone PC.

What's the world coming to?

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Old 03-16-2010, 04:03 PM
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Things are different now, at least in my trade. Hell, I used to carry a half gallon in my truck every day. Even the square guys would have a jolt with you on the cold days. Now you get fired for even thinking that shit.
Who was it that started "Just say no."? But you can't just say no to a piss test.

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Old 03-16-2010, 04:17 PM
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Who was it that started "Just say no."? But you can't just say no to a piss test.

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Old 03-16-2010, 04:38 PM
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Piss tests are pretty easy to fool, especially when they don't watch you. I've found though, that if you keep your dues paid up 3 months ahead, and make the contractor good money, the computer never spits your name out. I was literally the worst junkie 533 ever saw, and I haven't pissed in over 5 years.
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Old 03-17-2010, 12:17 AM
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It's because wallyworld is run by fascist assholes who think that what they want is all that matters. Kinda like congress.

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Piss tests are pretty easy to fool, especially when they don't watch you. I've found though, that if you keep your dues paid up 3 months ahead, and make the contractor good money, the computer never spits your name out. I was literally the worst junkie 533 ever saw, and I haven't pissed in over 5 years.
Ouch, your bladder must hurt like hell.
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I haven't pissed in over 5 years.
We can tell. I don't think you've shit much either.

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You guys are so funny I'm near a heart attack here. Don't get your hopes up though, I have high voltage devices near by to shock my heart back into a rhythm if need be.
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Old 03-17-2010, 04:30 PM
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You guys are so funny I'm near a heart attack here. Don't get your hopes up though, I have high voltage devices near by to shock my heart back into a rhythm if need be.
Say buddy, I've got a variac you can borrow if you ever want to light someone up real slow. I keep it in the shop, next to my oxy-acetylene rig.

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