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Old 09-14-2011, 03:19 PM
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Down here in Bugtussell, "proper" English means you don't use over two cuss words in succession.

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So, does son of a bitch count as one or four?

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Old 09-14-2011, 03:23 PM
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BAM!!

But for goodness sake, don't call any hillbilly a SOB no matter how well you know him.

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Old 09-14-2011, 03:52 PM
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Don,

Sumbitch counts as one. Gawdamm sumbitch counts as two.

Pete,

You can call a hillbilly a SOB all day long, as long as you're smiling.

Hell, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that's my name.

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Old 09-14-2011, 04:00 PM
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Don,

Sumbitch counts as one. Gawdamm sumbitch counts as two.

Pete,

You can call a hillbilly a SOB all day long, as long as you're smiling.

Hell, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that's my name.

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Old 09-14-2011, 04:04 PM
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Don,

Sumbitch counts as one. Gawdamm sumbitch counts as two.

Pete,

You can call a hillbilly a SOB all day long, as long as you're smiling.

Hell, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that's my name.

Chas
Thank you sir. I had no doubt that you would clarify that for me. You're one useful sumbitch.

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Old 09-14-2011, 04:09 PM
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To the OP. I apologize for what has happened to your thread. I think most of us here were the kind who sat in the back of the class and shot spit-wads. We are incorrigible, and besides that, we can't be rehabilitated.

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Old 09-14-2011, 05:19 PM
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To the OP. I apologize for what has happened to your thread. I think most of us here were the kind who sat in the back of the class and shot spit-wads. We are incorrigible, and besides that, we can't be rehabilitated.

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I can only speak for myself, but my teachers never woke me up when I was sleeping in class.

Not that I have anything against learning, it's just that I've always been a square peg in a world full of round holes.

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Old 09-14-2011, 08:09 PM
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I can only speak for myself, but my teachers never woke me up when I was sleeping in class.

Not that I have anything against learning, it's just that I've always been a square peg in a world full of round holes.

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