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Old 07-16-2017, 03:16 PM
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This is a game. It's 20 years in the future, and we're writing the news. Together. One sentence per post. I'll start:
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The NRA today announced it was backing a bill to increase the mandatory carry requirement from one gun to two.
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Old 07-16-2017, 03:21 PM
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"Former presidential advisor, Jared Kushner was released on parole this week."
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Old 07-16-2017, 04:02 PM
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His father having secretly colluded with North Korea to nuke all those pesky liberal West Coast states, Barron Trump is easily elected as the successor to his big brother, Donald Trump Jr. as Dear Leader of the People's Republic of America.
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Old 07-16-2017, 04:22 PM
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And the remaining unreprogrammable Hillarybots remain in a state of prolonged political hysteria.
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Old 07-16-2017, 04:23 PM
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Twenty years after the dissolution of the United States under 'President for Life' Trump, the breakaway Federated States of Cascadia enlarged it's territory to include the entire west coast of North and South America from Alas'ka to Tierra del Fuego.

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Old 07-16-2017, 04:44 PM
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This is a game. It's 20 years in the future, and we're writing the news. Together. One sentence per post. I'll start:
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The NRA today announced it was backing a bill to increase the mandatory carry requirement from one gun to two.
And the Church of the Second Amendment is upset over the NRA not including their proposal that one weapon be full auto.
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Old 07-16-2017, 05:13 PM
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The Russian oligarchs are still trying to get sanctions lifted; they missed the time when it was so easy to move billions of dollars to New York, Miami, LA, San Francisco, London, Paris etc.

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Old 07-16-2017, 05:51 PM
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Vowing to make America America again, Baron Trump promises to move the unbuilt US-Mexico wall, to keep Americans from emigrating to Cascadia.
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Old 07-16-2017, 06:43 PM
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As democrats continue to pile up into urban islands the Electoral College still favors the republicans.
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:11 PM
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The Federated States Of Cascadia celebrated the completion of a border wall as citizens held parties all the way from Seattle down to the eastern borders of Nevada and Arizona. President Harris said that the new wall would stop Americans from crossing over into Cascadia and taking undue advantage of the young nation's excellent national health service, Covered Cascadia. She also promised that Cascadia would stay assault weapon free. When she returns to the Cascadian capitol statehouse in Sacramento next week she will sign legislation making both English and Spanish the official languages.

In other news beer drinkers are not upset that Coors beer will no longer be available in Cascadia because of trade restrictions put in place by American president Huckabee in retaliation for the wall.
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