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#2711
05-16-2014, 08:34 AM
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.” 
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#2712
05-16-2014, 08:35 AM
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#2713
05-16-2014, 08:36 AM
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I got'cher sensitivity training right here
 
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#2714
05-16-2014, 08:37 AM
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#2715
05-16-2014, 08:38 AM
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#2716
05-16-2014, 09:17 AM
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An oldie, still valid:
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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#2717
05-16-2014, 10:29 AM
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Current late night oneliners:
'During his trip to the White House yesterday, Uruguay's president said that more Americans should be bilingual. Then Joe Biden said, 'Thanks, but I'm happily married.'' –Jimmy Fallon "A federal judge ruled yesterday that Idaho's ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional, so now it's legal for gay couples to get married. Idaho's gay people all cheered – from their homes in San Francisco and New York." –Jimmy Fallon "According to a new survey, 55 percent of Americans think that they are smarter than the average American. Said the average American, '55 percent? That's almost half.'" –Seth Meyers "The first openly gay player has been drafted by the NFL. If you saw it on ESPN, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic. This is the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams." –Conan O'Brien "Some NFL players actually criticized Michael Sam for kissing his boyfriend after getting drafted. Apparently NFL players aren't supposed to be in a gay relationship until they're sent to prison. Then it's fine." –Conan O'Brien "In Colorado a man was accidentally released from prison 90 years too soon. In a related story, everyone in Colorado is high." –Conan O'Brien "The White House went on lockdown for the second time in three days after someone threw something over the fence. Security was like, 'Sorry Hillary, you're going to have to wait two and a half more years to move your stuff in. You can't just toss it over the fence.'" –Jimmy Fallon 'A new report came out that calls Venezuela the most miserable country on earth. After hearing this, Kim Jung Un said, 'What do I have to do? What do you want from me?'' –Conan O'Brien "The Supreme Court has ruled that city council meetings may open with a prayer. Especially if the city in question is Detroit." –Conan O'Brien "After taking a leave of absence, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is apparently going to rehab in Chicago. That's right, he's headed to the Second City. As in, 'the second city where he'll be caught with crack.'" –Jimmy Fallon Pete
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“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
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